A frying pan for housewives!

Recipe for the good housewife in heat:
A housewife of about 30 years old who is a little bit neglected,
A providential lover (or more, depending on the season),
A cuckolded husband, or who will become one with the cooking,
A touch of nymphomania,
A zest of spicy situations,
Sauté over low heat,
then bake for 50 minutes,

Serve hot for an intense and exciting read!